Me: I really like Greyjoy, but I really love Stark too. WHAT DO I DO?
Plan7: OCTOPI VS WOLF. HOW DO DECIDE?
Plan7: COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU...
ONE FAMILY, FROM THE NORTH...
ONE FAMILY...FROM THE IRON ISLANDS....
TORN APART BY WAR
WILL UNITE THERE SIGILS....
*quick snapshot of octowolf howling and waving its tentacles*
COMING THIS WINTER
Me: WINTER DOES NOT SOW
Plan7: XD OHMYGOD. SOMEONE CALL THE SCIFI CHANNEL. IM WRITING THIS SCRIPT.
A Life Lesson
Jon Snow: You're Tyrion Lannister? The Queen's brother?
Tyrion Lannister: My greatest accomplishment. And you, you're Ned Stark's bastard, aren't you?
[Jon walks away]
Tyrion Lannister: Did I offend you? Sorry. You are the bastard, though.
Jon Snow: Lord Eddard Stark is my father.
Tyrion Lannister: And Lady Stark is not your mother, making you … the bastard. Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon Snow: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion Lannister: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.
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